Showing posts with label pizza. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pizza. Show all posts

Friday, August 24, 2012

Food, Family, Friday: Clam and Garlic Pizza

Our favorite pizza is the one we make ourselves from scratch.  Actually, we usually make three.  This is almost always a Friday night affair that everyone helps with.  We have two teens and anyone expecting to eat pizza has to help make it.



Our standard three pizzas are:

  1. Clam and Garlic
  2. Sausage, mushroom and onion
  3. Basic cheese

You need a pizza stone.  Put it on the bottom rack of your oven.  Set the oven to 375.  Your pizza stone directions say that you need to heat the stone for 20 minutes.  They are lying.  Heat it for half an hour before you put a pizza on there.

Making pizza is really about making the ingredients.  From there, pizza is not so much made as it is assembled.  It's like building the legs and arms of a Lego robot first and then later attaching them to the torso to complete the final beastie.  Check here for the wife's pizza crust recipe.  Now, you just need something to go on top.

Cheese:
Pre-mixed bags of pizza cheese are fine, but the flavor profile pales in comparison to grating your own cheese mixture.

Grate together fresh mozzarella, regianno-parmigianno, romano, and asiago cheeses.  Proportions are pretty much about your own tastes.  Fresh mozzarella usually comes in about a baseball-sized chunk and we use all of that.  It's a moist cheese so it will be a bit messy as you grate it.  The reggianno-parmigianno is probably the next largest component and together they provide the core of your cheese mixture.  The romano and asiago add richness and some flavor highlights to your cheese.  Mix all that up gently but thoroughly.  You should have at last three to four cups of cheese in total.  Don't worry about having too much.  Taste it and you'll know that you're not going to waste it even if you have some left over.


Sauce:
Sauce seems to be one of the more daunting things about pizza-making from scratch.  So people tend to buy it.  But, making your own sauce is actually less work than going to the grocery store and deciding among the 14 million tomato sauce options on the shelves.  I've seen Dads use up all their cell phone minutes trying to make a decision in that aisle.

Ingredients:
~ half a medium onion, diced
~ 4 good-sized garlic cloves, chopped
~ 1 tbsp. tomato paste
1 14 oz. can diced tomatoes (we use Muir Glen roasted)
small handful of fresh herbs (oregano is the key, plus some basil or parsley)
good extra virgin olive oil (we use Lucini)
Splash of balsamic vinegar and/or bit of sugar, optional

In a sauce pan, start with a generous pour of the olive oil, it is actually an important ingredient in pizza sauce.   Saute the onion until soft.  Stir in the tomato paste until it coats the onion completely.  Add the garlic and stir until the garlic reaches out, grabs you by the nose and yanks your face down to the pan (around 30 seconds).  (If you are using dried herbs instead of fresh, add them now, just before the tomatoes go in and give them a quick stir to incorporate into the base.)

Add the tomatoes with their juice.  Stir it all together and adjust heat to simmer.  You want to simmer out most of the liquid so that you end up with something that is getting chunky, though it should not be completely dry.  Turn off the heat and wait until it stops bubbling.  Then puree it with your stick blender or transfer to a regular blender and then back into the pan.  It doesn't need to be completely smooth and, in fact, you can skip the blending step all together if you want.

Taste it.  Add the vinegar and/or sugar only if you think it needs a little more acid kick and sweetness, all of which depends on the quality of the tomatoes that went into the can.  Get it back to the lowest of simmers and add your fresh herbs.  Call it "sauce" and turn it off while you tend to other stuff.

You now have everything needed for the basic cheese pizza.  Saute some sausage, mushrooms and onions together and you can now assemble two pizzas.  The clam and garlic pizza, though, is a special creation.  You won't need the sauce, but you will need a few fresh tomatoes.

Clam and garlic pizza
Ingredients:
2 small cans chopped clams, thoroughly drained
~ 2 bulbs of garlic chopped
2 to 3 small tomatoes, seeded and chopped
fresh basil, chopped

I put the little "~" sign in front of the "2 bulbs of garlic" note because for reasons I cannot comprehend people do not routinely use enough garlic to shut down production of every vampire show on cable TV.  If it shocks you that there might be that much garlic involved in a clam and garlic pizza, well, the truth is that I am likely to use more than that.  If you want to use less than two bulbs you are certainly welcome to.  But, remember that it's called "clam and garlic" for a reason and that reason is that there will be only two main toppings on this pizza and one of them ain't clams.



For such a pungent ingredient, garlic is delicate stuff.  It burns easily and you will not want to put it in your mouth if it is burned (if you think 2 bulbs of garlic sounds overpowering, try burning just one clove).  Bring the garlic up to temperature from a cold start.  Put a decent pour of olive oil in a pan and then put the garlic in.  Then turn the pan on to around medium heat depending on your stove.  Don't walk away.

As soon as the garlic shows the slightest sizzle, adjust your heat downward and be prepared to keep using your knobs for a couple minutes.  The garlic should enjoy a warm embrace from the olive oil, like your mother saying she loves you rather than Great Aunt Maude carrying on about how you've grown. Stir it from time to time but watch it like a hawk.  At the first sign of color, it is done and you should throw in the clams.

Stir the mixture together and keep stirring for a minute.  Then put in the tomatoes and herbs and stir all that together.  You can raise the heat a bit now if you want.  Along about here you want to salt it somewhat generously and, yes, you'll just have to trust me on that.  Cook it only until the tomatoes start to break down.

That mixture and cheese are the only things that go on your clam and garlic pizza.  No sauce.

I say again, no sauce.



Cook all your pizzas until the cheese reaches the desired degree of doneness (lawyers have been called to arbitrate doneness opinions around here).

And thus ends Pizza Week.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Weird Wednesday: Why Does Pizza Get Delivered?


If you go to Microsoft's Office site and search for images on pizza, your results include several pictures that look like this.


That's because even Microsoft acknowledges that pizza in this nation is just as much about cars, doorbells and cardboard boxes as it is tomato sauce and cheese.  

When was the last time you picked up the phone and ordered a hamburger for delivery?  Would you like fries with that?

Or what about a roasted chicken?  Do the yellow pages have a special listing for them so they can be brought to your door?

Does a cowboy fire a warning shot when he rides up with your order of Tex-Mex?  On St. Patrick’s Day, does a man dressed like a leprechaun show up with your corned beef and cabbage?

No?  I thought not.

So, why does pizza get delivered?  It’s a question full of cultural, historical and economic significance and I seem to be the only one bothered by it.  I can’t get Nicolas Cage and the producers behind the “National Treasure” movies interested.  Conspiracy novelist Dan Brown and Tom Hanks won’t even take my call despite the obvious connections to hazy Italian history and The Knights Templar.

And countless delivery people refuse the tip and speed away when I demand an answer to a question that should be uppermost on their minds.

The vast majority of the pizza consumed in this nation comes delivered.  Several huge businesses like Papa John's and Domino's prepare fresh food for families without an actual restaurant to serve it in.  In fact, if you click the Domino's link you'll see that their current marketing campaign involves perfecting the delivery vehicle rather than the pizza.  

Even the “hut” in Pizza Hut is pretty much a bit of nostalgia.  It might as well be called Pizza Chevy these days.

No other food that I can think of has seen this kind of transformation.  In certain areas, you can give an honorable mention to Chinese food; but, that’s highly localized and incremental business to a neighborhood restaurant.  Fast food chains certainly depend on drive-through lanes but you still have to come to the food, it does not come to you.

Why does pizza get delivered?

Frozen pizza companies like DiGiorno promote themselves as being as good as real pizza – of course, that’s the pizza that gets delivered.  You know it and DiGriorno knows it.  Their commercials are built upon the idea that the culture expects pizza to be delivered.  It’s a perception they have to overcome because we all believe that pizza, by definition, is brought to the door by a delivery guy.  In the commercial below, a rather excitable and perplexed delivery guy.



The evidence is everywhere that pizza as an economic artifact and cultural phenomenon has become a delivered commodity.

Spaghetti, also Italian, by and large is not in that category.  Eggplant Parmigiana?  Nope.  Risotto?  Uh-uh.  Veal Saltimbocca?  Non accade (hey, look it up).

I don’t have an answer.  Why does pizza get delivered?

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Pizza Week Continues: BMW's Pizza Crust Recipe

Gotta make this fast.  I found BMW's pizza crust recipe.  She guards it jealously.  So, I'm crouching in the pantry to get this posted without her knowing.


Better to beg for mercy after the fact than ask permission.

It's worth folding yourself up into a ball and having an electric griddle poke you where the sun don't shine.  It's a great crust.  It has flavor and texture and gets crisp everywhere even with sauce and meat on it.

Apparently, she's been developing this for a while.  I found the ragged remains of a little recipe booklet we got many years ago with a bread-making machine.  We got rid of the machine a while back when she decided to start baking bread from scratch.  I wondered why she kept the recipe booklet.

She uses the base recipe for pizza dough from that book and has modified it over the years.  Pizza crust, like so much else in cooking and life, is a matter of experience.

Ingredients:
1 cup plus 1 tbsp. of water
1 tbsp. of olive oil
1 tbsp. of sugar
1 tsp. of salt
1.5 cups of white bread flour
1 cup of whole wheat flour
1 tsp. of active dry yeast

She mixes all that together with a Kitchen Aid stand mixer, you know the one with the patented whirly gig motion.  She doesn't do much extra kneading and then let's that rise until doubled in size.  If you don't have the fancy shmancy mixer, you probably need to do some kneading (or perhaps you're needing to knead, I get confused easily).

This recipe makes one to two pizzas, depending on how big you want them.  Around here, she usually doubles the recipe and then makes three pizzas roughly 10 inches across.  To get there she stretches the dough with her delicate hands and does the classic flying saucer bit as well, throwing the flattened dough in the air.  It has to spin when you toss it to stretch.  Not for the faint of heart or slow of hand.  I'm sure you recently saw the classic Julia Child bit where she flips the pancake or whatever it is and claims it is easy if you have the courage of your convictions.   Then, she has to piece it all back together.  Well, the same goes for flipping pizza dough like a quarter.  If courage isn't your thing, rolling pins and your hands work just as well.

You need a pizza stone to get the crust just right, but I'll get to all that on Friday.  Right now, I need to quietly open the pantry door and get out of here without getting...

Caught.


Monday, August 20, 2012

Pizza Week Guest Post: Refrigerator Pizza


Chef Dad's proud to introduce Ric Granryd!
Ric Granryd is a soccer coach in Austin and the director of operations for the Austin Aztex soccer team (USL).  He has coached teams at the college level in California, Wisconsin, Ohio and Missouri.  He was also a professional goalkeeper along the way.  Ric is my son’s goalkeeping coach and for those in the area I recommend him highly.  He is also a husband, a father and a When Dad Cooks fan.  He has a pizza story to tell that sounds like something Chef Dad would do.  Remember guys, owning up to mistakes is entirely dependent on whether they are disasters or flavor enhancers.



When I finish all my jobs during the day (coaching the next generation of keepers, making sure the Aztex stay on schedule and on budget and a few other things) I relax by cooking.  Cooking and wine that is.

A once or twice a month meal is the refrigerator pasta or refrigerator pizza – when I will literally take leftovers and anything else we have in the fridge and make a pasta dish, casserole or assemble it all on the HEB (Texas grocery chain), 2 for $5 frozen cheese pizzas (we like crispy crusts, and these make for great crusts – without making it yourself). 

Anyway, a couple nights ago was a refrigerator night.  I needed an “overall flavor melder” and made a dark red, pungent-tomato sauce, by taking the strained liquid from a can of Italian-style diced tomatoes and simply adding tomato paste.  Oh yeah, as that was cooking on the stove, I got involved in NCIS Los Angeles and forgot to turn down the heat.  So, I had a little burn action at the bottom of the pan (not real bad, but a little black) – and stirred it around in there.  Man…it was really, really good. 

My wife thought so too and NCIS caught the bad guys.  All in all, a great night.

Chef Dad: So, there you go. Start with a bare bones cheese pizza (2 for $5 at our local HEB here in Austin) and use a simple pizza flavor blender to marry the basic pizza with the toppings you pulled from the fridge.  Ric uses the strained liquid from a can of Italian diced tomatoes and simmers it with tomato paste.  

And hey, if you get wrapped up in gunfire and car chases, don’t worry if the sauce gets a little crispy.  Stir it in and you get that smoky flavor you always wanted.  As they say in software development: it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.  

No doubt it was a Cro-Magnon guy who invented cooking by dropping some meat into that new-fangled fire thing while watching The Flintstones.

Next up on Pizza Week – Weird Wednesday: Why does pizza get delivered?

Thursday, August 16, 2012

When Dad Cooks Special Event: Pizza Week


Like a scavenger following a Great White Shark in the ocean, hoping to lap up a few lingering crumbs, When Dad Cooks announces our first annual Pizza Week.  And for any of my writing students popping in, yes “first annual” is a contradiction in terms.



Pizza Week starts on Monday, August 20, with a guest post from local Austin soccer coach Ric Granryd, director of operations for the USL’s Austin Aztex.  Regular features Weird Wednesday and Food, Family, Friday will feature pizza and look for Pizza Tweets and special posts along the way.

And wouldn’t Pizza Tweets be a great name for a breakfast cereal?