The climactic segment of “The Blues Brothers” begins with a
blistering attack on our heroes by…Princess Leia. John Belushi, playing Jake Blues, begs for
their lives by claiming that he didn’t mean to spurn her highnessness when he
did not show up for their wedding. Apparently
the princess took exception to his absence and pursued him with bombs, guns and
a flamethrower. Unfortunately, brother
Elwood Blues got wrapped up in this vengeance as well.
But, you see, it wasn’t Jake’s fault.
“Honest, I ran out of gas.
I had a flat tire. I didn’t have
enough money for cab fair. My tux didn’t
come back from the cleaners. An old
friend came in from out of town. Someone
stole my car. There was an
earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts.
It wasn’t my fault I swear to Go-oooo-d!”
The princess understood and put down her weaponry, welcoming
the scruffy blues man back into her life.
I can only hope the small but devoted When Dad Cooks audience is as
forgiving. Or you at least do not have a
flamethrower.
Like Jake, I have no good excuse. When Dad Cooks returns in full flour next
week. Look for regular Weird Wednesday
and Food, Family, Friday postings as well as others.
And I promise not to drop you in a culvert and drive 106
miles to Chicago with a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes in the dark
while wearing sunglasses if you promise not to send a death star after me.
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